It’s a match made in heaven… I had the good fortune of being interviewed by the one and only Molly Equality Dykeman about my event in the FringeNYC this August. I had no idea she was literate enough to hold down a blog, but sake’s alive, she is! It’s incredibly flattering – please see it below!
MOLLY “It’s August in New York which means it’s time for The New York International Fringe Festival. Over the next few weeks, I’ll be seeing some shows, interviewing some of my favorite artists and eating a lot of nachos. First up is my friend Doris Anderson who I met at The Javitz Center when they were having a Lesbian Convention. I was immediately drawn to her cause she’s hot, has a funny accent and is very funny. We recently meet at Washington Square Park to talk about her new Fringe Festival show. We were going to meet at the Self-Identified Lesbian Community Center which she runs but I can never find it. It’s probably for the best cause she only has one folding chair.
MOLLY’S Q TO DORIS: Where exactly is the Self-Identified Lesbian Community Center located and does it have a gift shop?
DORIS: We are located on Avenue C in Alphabet City in the East Village district. We’re in a small alleyway near the used bicycle store. We currently don’t have room for a gift shop on our card table. But this fall, we will be adding a second card table and will have a new and used consignment store!
MOLLY: Sweet. I’ll stop by when you get the second table up and running. What is your Fringe Festival show gonna to be like?
DORIS: If I could describe what this event is going to be like, I’d be a liar if I didn’t say: **SEXY**. This is going to be THE lesbian sensation of the season! I know some people are worried they will be forced into a spoken word performance interpretation of the classic play “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof,” but au contraire! Lesbians and their admirers will be entertained about numerous hot topics including the Gender-Queer Revolution and receiving insider tips on getting lucky with the ladies. And Molly, I am expecting a lot of out-of-towners at this show. It’s gonna be like shooting fish in a barrel for you.
MOLLY: I may have to be there every night. I do like fish in a barrel. Where do you get your hair done? Have you ever thought about getting a mullet?
DORIS: I am a do it yourself gal when it comes to my hair, and frankly, I do quite a good job with it. I have never, ever thought of getting a mullet. But I can’t say how much I admire gals like yourself who put it out there and parade your mullet with pride!
MOLLY: You’re so hot Doris. You would look good with any type of hair. If I were to take you on a date would you eat nachos, chicken fingers or some tofu crap? DORIS: If? You better take me out on a date. I prefer chicken fingers, but would be happy to nibble on your nachos if you are so inclined.
MOLLY: You can nibble on whatever you want my darling friend. For more info on “IN HEAT: Is She Hot Under Her Collar or Under Her Skirt?”, check out the info here. I’m lookin’ for a new lady so I might be at every show.”